how hairy? two words: wookie tits
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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