i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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