i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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