do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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