it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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