Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
