if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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