thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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