Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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