Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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