should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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