Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
