dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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