you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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