I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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