dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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