I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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