you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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