She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
