If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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