Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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