Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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