Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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