addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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