If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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