I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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