I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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