your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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