We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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