I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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