piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have already put on my inside pants.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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