Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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