Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize