elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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