i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dicks are not precious.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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