think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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