I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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