After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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