as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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