I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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