but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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