I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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