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(504): View more from Louisiana

As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.

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(330): View more from Ohio

fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever

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(417): View more from Missouri

I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.

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That's because you are an idiot.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.

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(714): View more from California

He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.

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(253): View more from Washington

The pine trees are waving at me.

(907): View more from Alaska

Put the pipe down honey.

(253): View more from Washington

Hi trees.

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(816): View more from Missouri

We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.

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