This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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