idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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