So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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