i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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