At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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