Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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