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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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