I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
