People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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