Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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