i don't like sucking hair
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Let's get the cat blown out
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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