idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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