State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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