It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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