I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
one might say we're banned from that church
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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