I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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