Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I guess God knew he was going to be bald...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.

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(650): View more from California

That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.

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(541): View more from Oregon

He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans

(503): View more from Oregon

Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.

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(916): View more from California

I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.

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