I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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