My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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