I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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