you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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